10 Titles for a George W Bush Autobiography

President Bush says he has many regrets.  He says that he is even considering writing a book about his presidency.

Assuming he does, we thought we would take the opportunity to look back at the previous eight years and offer some suggestions about the title.  Who knows?  It would definitely be a best-seller regardless of the content, but could it be something that inspires others in the future?

With titles like these, we doubt it, but it’s worth a chuckle.

Iraqis are from Mars, Afghans are from Uranus

There are differences between people.  Sometimes it makes us wonder why two people who are so close in proximity can have such strong differences.  GW takes a look at these differences, particularly in their fighting styles and insurgency techniques, as fighting Iraqis seems to present different obstacles than those posed by Afghans.

The al-Qaeda Code

Is it truth or is it fiction?  That will be up to the readers to decide as the main character, Jorge M Shrub, embarks on a quest across the deserts of the Middle East.  His goal: to find weapons of mass destruction that so few believe ever existed.  His clue: spread across time and on obscure CIA reports, Shrub must break the code created by those who are hiding the truth from the world: al Qaeda.

Presidency for Dummies

It isn’t easy being President of the United States.  Or is it?  In this classic how-to book for all future Presidents to read and enjoy, GW takes us through a tour of his two terms in office, offering advice, humorous quips, and a step-by-step guide to survive the rigors of making decisions that effect billions of people world-wide.

How to Make Enemies and Influence Dictators

While others are interested in making friends and influencing all people, GW shows us that enemies can be much more valuable, especially when shooting for a second term as President.  Afterall, had he been able to button-up things in Iraq, there wouldn’t have been a need for him to even have a second term.  Friends can only take you so far, but enemies can perpetuate your Presidential existence.

Georgy Pothead and the President’s Stoned

Journey with Georgy through a magical land of political mishaps and press-time debacles.  Never before in history has anyone said such asinine things that make people ask, “Do you think the President’s stoned?”

Economy: Gone with the Wind

Frankly, my country, I don’t give a damn.

Georgie and the Missile Factory

There are only 5 golden tickets given out across the world for the greatest event in history, and our main character Georgie is lucky enough to get one of them.  Join him as he ventures through the most magical place on earth (to him) — a missile factory.  He gets to see how millions of tax-payers have their money spent on something so powerful, so deadly, and so technologically advanced that only these 5 lucky children are given the opportunity to tour.  Will he be the one who inherits it at the end?

The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective Leaders

What separates Presidents like Grant, Carter, and Bush(es) from Lincoln, Kennedy, and Reagan?  It’s all about the habits.  GW gives us words of wisdom that draw from the life experiences of people who have taken something good and led it to oblivion.  Learn how leaders at Enron, Fanny, Freddie, and the Chicago Cubs were able to take strength and turn it into weakness.  Loaded with lots of quotes from GW himself, of course.

Curious George

The little guy’s curiosity seems to land him (and his country) into heaps of trouble.

Me and Dick

Well…